Buried in teeth.

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Anonymous asked: as a man who has regrettably had intercourse with you in the past,, you dont have a small vag. lie of the century.


Answer:

You probably just have a really small dick.

Anonymous asked: what? it hurt seriously?


Answer:

Yeah. Ive got a small vagina. So that kinda stuff hurts

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever ridden a big cock?


Answer:

Um yeah. It hurts. 

Coney Island photographed in the 1940s (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

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"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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